There is a God of Gorgeous Butts
A few days ago, I had posted a comment on A's blog on the characteristics of The Great Indian Queue where I had bemoaned... ok, let me paste it in so you can see for yourself.
- there will never, ever be a young woman with a gorgeous butt in front of you. Ever. If you have a sex change and enter the miss universe contest, the person in front of you will still be someone who's done the same.
Within 24 hours of posting this, I was in a queue. The window was closed (gone for lunch) and immediately in front of me - right in front - was the best denim-clad butt I had had the previlige of seeing for the last month.
The timing of this is... frightening.
But it definitely makes a lot of sense for me to do what I'm about to do... I think I'm on a good thing.
The next biggest problem with India is that nobody comes to you in the street and for no reason hands you large amounts of cash.
Ok, God Of Give Ashish Pots Of Cash, do your stuff!
- there will never, ever be a young woman with a gorgeous butt in front of you. Ever. If you have a sex change and enter the miss universe contest, the person in front of you will still be someone who's done the same.
Within 24 hours of posting this, I was in a queue. The window was closed (gone for lunch) and immediately in front of me - right in front - was the best denim-clad butt I had had the previlige of seeing for the last month.
The timing of this is... frightening.
But it definitely makes a lot of sense for me to do what I'm about to do... I think I'm on a good thing.
The next biggest problem with India is that nobody comes to you in the street and for no reason hands you large amounts of cash.
Ok, God Of Give Ashish Pots Of Cash, do your stuff!
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