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Laws of Packing
- Everything is covered with dust. Thick, grimy, cobwebby, full-body dust. The Dara Singh of Dust. Dust that's been working out and wont give up easily without a solid fight.
- When a bag is closed, an item is immediately found that needs to be put in the said bag. The probability of this happening increases in direct proportion to -
- The bag being locked
- The key being misplaced
- Corollary - the more essential the item, the higher the probability of the key being lost. In case of self-closing locks, the key has a 98% chance of being inside the bag.
- Rubbish is infinite.
- Number of available bags will always be less than amount of available stuff.
- This will happen regardless of the number of bags. A Duckback warehouse will be insufficient.
- The duster, when required, will always be at a distance of minimum 75% on the other side of the room.
- Corollary - The distance increaes in direct proportion to volume of rubbish obstructing your path to it.
- There are 3 exceptions to the Duster Distance Theorem.
- The duster is under you, if you are sitting down.
- The duster is underneath the large, heavy bag you just packed.
- The duster is not in the room at all, but has been slyly 'borrowed' when you weren't looking by co-packers.
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